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akaperfect:

good bye haters

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

ship-captain-cat:

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

If that was the case with me then I’d be able feed so many starving children for the rest of their lives

  • Other teenagers:

    I lost my virginity at a party.

  • Me:

    I lost a follower when I was sleeping.

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lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

carbohydrake:

when a school bus passes with people from another school

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dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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To do list:

1. 10pc mcnuggets

2. Large fries

3. Fountain drink 16oz

4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds