son get over here
talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
I wonder what it’s like being an experienced bender and then being totally blown over by a five year old.
Tips on Studying
*open a book*
*read the first sentence*
*understand it very well*
*then slowly close your eyes*
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
When all your friends are online.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
Me attempting to flee the country after murdering my husband for the life insurance money
May or may not have had a part in this