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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

school tomorrow more like school tomorno

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

beben-eleben:

Stages of Anal

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

crazycatshipper:

Kitty X Bunny

crazycatshipper:

Kitty X Bunny

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first